Sex and technology are getting closer together every day.
But ‘artificially intelligent fellatio machine’ is still a phrase that would make anyone do a double-take.
After a global funding crowdfunding effort by more than 5,500 men in 64 countries raised $755,000 to aid in its creation, the Autoblow A.I. is now available.
The team behind the device’s creation had to watch and annotate 1,000 hours of oral sex videos before consulting with an artificial intelligence scientist who used machine learning to discover movements that are, they have assured, “the 16 building blocks of perfect blowjobs.”
Autoblow inventor Brian Sloan, said, “Twelve years ago when I sold my first Autoblow, most men were still masturbating into unhygienic rubber butts jammed into cheap plastic tubes. “
“That shocked and inspired me into dedicating myself to inventing devices that elevate my fellow man’s solo-sexual experience into one that feels real and creates deeper enjoyment and post-orgasm satisfaction.
“I’m proud to own the first sex toy company that applied the power of artificial intelligence to solve this important challenge.”
The company even published a pseudo-scientific paper explaining the maths behind their rigorous fellatio science.
The next stage, apparently, is to give the Autoblow AI a real mouth to go along with its computerised brain.
The makers have been collaborating with the makers of Real Doll, the anatomical correct sex dolls, to create hand-made hyper-realistic silicone ‘faces’ that retrofit to the Autoblow for even more authenticity.
Sloan told Daily Star Online that he will carry on tinkering with his invention until it’s indistinguishable from the real thing: “I am not finished with my work in the blowjob machine niche until we can truly run a blind test and the Autoblow’s blowjob can pass as human.
“Think of it as a Turing test for blowjobs.
“I am now 38 years old and I think I have another 20 years left in me to get to that point.
“Since I started building these machines in 2008, the Autoblow A.I. is our 5th iteration. I need a few more to get there. “
Sloan has shown that he will leave no stone unturned to generate publicity for his quirky sex toy company.